GIVEAWAY DAY!!!!
So, I am totally throwing out the random post #'s, so many people have given me better ideas, AND I think I am going to use them. Starting right now. MAKE ME LAUGH!!!! I want to know your latest most embarassing moment. I will read them and then I will announce the winner next Thursday. I was told that it isn't easy to always respond by the next day, so I was asked if I will carry it over. The answer is YES!!! So it goes for anything. If you would like to participate in a challenge, submit me your layout whenever. as for Giveaway Thursday I will announce the winner the following Thursday. So, since this week has totally been about journaling better, describing situations better, documenting more than just the pretty stuff. I will even particpate in this. So here it goes. Feel free to laugh, becuase those around me have died laughing at me. my embarassing moment: Last week Jim was coming to town, I got the bright idea that I'd go and pick up some condoms. (anyone that knows me, knows that this Jim's job because I get too embarassed and since we have to take every precaution not to get pregnant for these 6 months well, you know, these must be purchased.) so I thought I'd spice it up and get something a little fun. No one looked at me while I picked them out and then as well as when I bought them. So I thought I was in the clear. I was pushing Jager out of the Walmart when I saw 2 people I knew (one lady is my friend's prim & proper grandma and the other girl is an acquaintance through scrapbooking) I was excited to chat to both. But just as I was passing through the security alarms went off. 2 people came and made us pass through again to see whose bag it was. Yep, you guessed it. Mine. I did have a few bags so I was praying it was something else. They took everything out and tried running it through the scanner to see if that was what buzzed. Finally of course they got to the good old "rubbers" which was the problem. So as I tried to avoid the situation, the Walmart staff went and swiped them and I tried to pretend that it was just like a DVD or something minor, when I know they both knew what is was. Needless to say, everyone had things to do so we parted ways. I went out to the truck and called Jim and told him what happened.He laughed at me so badly. I swear to goodness I almost peed my pants I was so embarassed. So I'm 30, and I still feel like a kid trying to do something I know I shouldn't. So, someone out there add another story or I'm going to be even more embarassed. Can't wait to read them.
6 comments:
LOL next time buy them at the grocery store, it's not nearly so noticeable when they're lumped in with all your 200 other various items and grocery stores don't have those beeper things. I never have any embarrassing stories to tell cause like jokes I forget them (and I buy condoms at superstore:)
Ralna, for one thing, I'm NEVER buying condoms again. I will either be always pregnant or we'll
(rather JIm) will have to get fixed. But thanks for the advice if I ever work up the courage again.
and that's one thing i've never had to buy and never will. i tell ya, there's advantages to being single!
i have lots of times when i put my foot in my mouth...can't remember one specifically. but walking down the hall at work (i work with police remember?) and doing the Mimi from Drew Carry show thing and out pops, from my mouth, "Bite me - pig" is spoken out loud and the commissionaire who heard me just about killed himself laughing. it wasn't meant to be nasty, we were just saying lines from different tv shows and movies.... i don't think the big kahoona heard that but he was wondering what the laughing was about.... my face was rather red.
Okay Lecia, Here goes, Now this is super embarrassing and I cannot believe I am telling you this (let alone posting it for millions to read ...)
When Jada was 4 m old Darren and I went to Florida with my parents. We stayed with friends.Darren, me & Jada stayed in their posh motor home and one night after swimming in the pool Darren, Jada and I were in the motor home changing and I was squirting breastmilk at Darren as a joke(oh come on, we've all done it!). I was fascinated by how far I could squirt it! I was buck naked. We were laughing, we got dressed, went outside and saw that you can totally see through the blinds and into the motor home from outside! Everyone who was sitting around the pool (about 10 people) had seen my "performance". Now that was embarrassing.
There, that better win!
Corinne, that's great. Working with all men, you probably could make them all laugh like crazy doing the Mimi thing. One day you should show up with a crazy outfit & blue eyeshadow!
Kelly, I'm there!!!! Wow, don't we do crazy things? Both times I breastfed I was seriously over abundant and pretty much, as soon as I took off my bra, I would squirt everywhere. One time Jim came to talk to me in the shower and he couldn't believe I was just squirting without trying to. Great story, did the people that owned the motorhome see you?
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